Friday, November 17, 2023

FRENCH FRIES

 FRENCH FRIES   (blues take)


da dun da dun, oh my lord, I would hurt if you ever took them away

I could live without my old dog and even the missus

let her run away with Pete that no good rascal

but i would die the day

you took my fries, might as well diss us


my baby would say

your fries aint got no gravy  i'm running off with davy

that man has steak fries, you got crinkle

big and thick his are , unlike your dinkle



please oh lord , strike her down, for her wicked ways 

make my dog sleep the eternal sleep within your gaze

i would die a thousand deaths, for just a few more breaths

to taste those amazing gifts of fries, last breath would be a sigh



my baby would say 

your fries got no edge, all you got is a little wedge

in the frier, they fly higher and higher

you won't find a better buyer


da dun da dun da dun my baby don't know

how to make my french fries glow

never was much good in the kitchen, far to good at simpy bitchin

don't take away the one good thing i get with size

please oh lord , don't take away my big french fries

Tuesday, May 24, 2022

BIRDS AND BEARS

 SO HERE I AM AGED TWENTY SEVEN AND I FANCY MYSELF A BIRDWATCHER. SO, LIKE I SAID I'M TWENTY SEVEN AND I HAVE SAVED UP ENOUGH TO GET MYSELF A HOUSE. I HAVE MADE OR BOUGHT PLENTY OF HOUSES FOR THE BIRDS. IT'S A HOBBY THAT GOT OUT OF CONTROL OVER TIME. I MEAN I LIVED IN AN APARTMENT, ON THE THIRD FLOOR, YOU CAN ONLY PUT SO MANY ON THOSE TINY BALCONIES, RIGHT. SO THEN THEY WERE "DISPLAY " PIECES AROUND THE APARTMENT.

 SO I BOUGHT A HOUSE WITHT THE MONEY I HAD BEEN SAVING, WELL I PAID FOR PART OF IT, AND THE BANK IS LETTING ME PAY THEM BACK OVER THIRTY YEARS, SWELL BUNCH OF PEOPLE.

 SO I BOUGHT THE HOUSE, NOT SO MUCH BECAUSE OF HOW IT LOOKED OR HOW WELL MAINTAINED IT WAS, I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE IT SETS UP IN FRONT OF AN ABSOLUTELY STUNNING SET OF WOODS. YOU CAN SEE THE WOODS LEAKING ANIMALS, AND A FAIR AMOUNT OF THEM ARE BIRDS.

SO I GET ALL OF MY BIRDHOUSES SET UP IN THE BACK YARD, I GET THE BIRDFEEDERS, AND A COUPLE BIRDBATHS SET UP AROUND MY NEW TO ME HOME. OH, IT LOOKED WONDERFUL, I COULD SIT IN MY KITCHEN AND WATCH THE BIRDS THROUGH MY BINOCULARS.

 I COULD SIT OUTSIDE UNDER A TREE THAT LOOKED LIKE IT HAD ESCAPED FROM THE FOREST, YOU KNOW IT PRETENDING TO JUST BE OUT FOR A WALK OR SOMETHING. OR MAYBE IT WAS SENT AS A SCOUT FOR THE REST OF THE FOREST. I HATE TO THINK THAT IT WAS JUST THE REMAINING TREE THAT KEPT FROM BEING CUT AWAY TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE HOUSE. MAKES ME SAD TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY. I WOULD REALLY JUST RATHER CONSIDER IT A WANDERER, OR A SCOUT ON RECON.

THE BIRDS WERE EVERYWHERE AND I KEPT BUYING MORE SEED, AND MAKING CONDOS, AND MANSIONS FOR MY LITTLE AVIAN FRIENDS. I KEEP A JOURNAL OF THE DIFFERENT BIRDS BY SOUND, SIZE, MARKINGS, PERSONALITY QUIRKS, IT IS VERY IN- DEPTH. I AM LOVING HOW I GET TO SPEND MY DAYS WATCHING, LEARNING THE BIRDS AND THEIR WORLDS.

ahem... pardon me, i don't know if this is the right thing to do here or not, but i felt like i should finish this out, seeing as the original author isn't going to be able to finish this story. i should say, i am not related, nor do i really know the guy who started this diary of sorts, this journal thread. he lived within a mile or so of the convenience store i work at. it is the only convenience store for many miles around. we sell gas as well, but of course most of the revenue comes in as beer and candy money.

well, i am not sure how to say this, i have never been good at this kinda thing, i only ran across this, cause of the sale of all of the stuff from his house. i'm sure the fellas from the bank are a bit miffed, but it's not like he just up and left of his own accord.

the simple truth is ... he kept feeding all the birds, the birds would spill some of the feed, other small animals would come in to eat the seeds, and some of the birds if they caught 'em. well with the influx of animals onto the property  the larger animals who fed on the smaller animals weren't getting their meals, so they seemed to have a meeting and decided to do something about the guy. 

they sent the bear. the bear normally couldn't give two shits, pardon my french, about guys, or even the other animals most of the time, but winter was coming on, and you can only slurp so much honey, and eat so many flowers and such, before you realize that if you are going to sleep for a few months, you might need something more substantial. all of the substantial food was winging and walking to this guys yard, so the bear, the bear he went and was gonna knock all the birdhouses and feeders, and baths over(as far as anyone can ascertain the goings on of a bear.)

so the bear gets there and sees everything going on in the yard, the animals are fairytaling it up, birds, squirrels, you expected them to be singing and sewing and whatnot. it looked ridiculous to the bear, remember he was getting ready for the sleepy time, so pretty grumpy. 

well there amongst the goings on was a man. the man had on this great big shit eating , pardon my french, grin on it's face. this must have pissed the bear off mightily. of course as far as i know the man was just happy, he had a thing for birds as you may have gathered. the bear though, he takes it personally.

runs right at the poor guy, raises up and growls an attack.

kills the guy, right there in front of the one thing that brought him happiness. 

someone finds what has been left of the guy, no one can find the bear to corraborate the story, but it makes the most sense. they want the property emptied, hire someone local to gather up and sell off all the mans stuff, and that's how i came to be in possession of this couple pages. nice leatherbound journal too. i figured i would cut those pages out, give it to my nephew for his birthday, but something in this story just made me want to finish it for him. probably not how he thought it would end, but there you go- life

Monday, May 23, 2022

BOOK TITLES TO GET YOU TO AT LEAST READ THE JACKET

Book, the movie

50 one act plays dealing with or around turnips
Skip the hummer
How to dress without clothes
Properly attained light fixtures
Maintaining Margaret 
The end of town bleeds
Happy days and mashed potatoes
(the) Jesus cave
heaving bosoms and throwing stars
the purple twit
mable's private dick
illustrated pole dancers guide to buffet dining
kama sutra flip books (volumes 1 -30)
greater than you
airships in mock wars


LITTLE GROANS

 


                LITTLE GROANS, WHAT A SHIT NICKNAME, RIGHT? IT HAS BEEN WORSE THOUGH. MY NAME IS ANTHONY STUPER.

                YEP. 

SO, I HAVE BEEN CALLED SUPER STUPER, STUP-ID, STUPER POOPER THE SHIT SCOOPER, MOANY TONY, BONY TONY, PHONEY BALONEY (BALOGNA) TONY, SCAT THE STUP (STOOP) , TONY MARONEY, TINA, TINY TONY, TIP TOP WITH A SLOP MOP TONY, ANTHONY FORGOT HIS PANTHANY, LITTLE TONES

                THERE ARE MORE, I AM SURE YOU CHOSE A COUPLE FROM YOUR OWN BRAIN AND CLEVER (OR NOT) WORD PLAY. WELL MY FRIEND WHOM I HOPEFULLY WILL NEVER MEET- YOU SUCK TOO.

book idea 231



 There was a deep sadness in his smile.  An ache that could be seen if not heard.  His ability to mimic emotions for others would pass casual scrutiny, but not mine.  His eyes told the same story, trying to look happy, content, but failing in the end.  I see the killer, the taker of breath that he is, because I see the same look when I see my own reflection. 


RANDOM NUMBER BASED ON PAINTING A VALET (not to be confused with the easier to paint velet)

                                                         TWELVE

12 is a very powerful number, or so i'm told. i don't know how "random" 12 is, since it comes up so often, but whatever.

DIALOGUE FROM A MONASTERY IN JUNE

 


          monk a          'BLESS US O'LORD YOUR HUMBLE SERVANTS, THIS DAY WE SHALL TRY AS WE ALWAYS DO, BUT CAN'T SEEM TO ACTUALLY ATTAIN, THE MAKING OF BREAD.'

    monk b            BREAD ISN'T THAT HARD, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING IT FOREVER. 


monk a  YEAH, MOST LIKELY EVEN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY REALLY CAME FORWARD

monk b   WHA? (like he was in the closet or something)

monk a   YEAH, YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN THERE WERE MORE OF 'EM, YOU KNOW, ONE TO BRING THE SUN AROUND THE SKY, ONE WHO PLACES DROPS OF DEW ON EACH BLADE OF GRASS IN THE EARLY MORNING, ETC, ETC

monk b UHHHH...

monk a  WHAT ? YOU DON'T THINK THEY MADE BREAD BEFORE HIM? COME ON...

monk b WELL, I JUST DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD BE TALKING LIKE THIS, REALLY

monk a YOU KNOW, THERE WAS PROBABLY A PRETTY RIGHTEOUS GOD WHO MADE SURE THE BREAD CAME TOGETHER CORRECTLY. WELL THAT MOTHER HUMPER HAS CERTAINLY FORSAKEN US THIS DAY!

monk b (in his head) I SHOULD HAVE JOINED ONE OF THE PLACES YOU HAD TO TAKE A VOW OF SILENCE ....

OPENING PARAGRAPH BOOK IDEA 5

 


                IT'S RAINING. NOT HERE WHERE I STAND, BUT AROUND THE WORLD.SOME AREAS ARE HAVING DELUGES, SOMEPLACES, IT'S MERELY A SPRINKLE. HMMM, SPRINKLES, LIKE ON DOUGHNUTS. GOD I LOVE ME A GOOD DOUGHNUT. I LIKE A CHOCOLATE COVERED BAVARIAN CREAM DOUGHNUT WITH RAINBOW SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES. WHO WANTS JIMMIE OR ANYTHING FROM JIMMIE ON THEIR DOUGHNUT, CERTAINLY NOT ME. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST JIMMIE, BUT JIMMIE AND EVERYBODY ELSE CAN STAY THE FUCK OFF MY DOUGHNUT. I REALLY SHOULDN'T EVEN BE EATING A DOUGHNUT, IT'S RAINING. NOT HERE WHERE I STAND, BUT AROUND THE WORLD

OPENING PARAGRAPH BOOK IDEA 61

 


                        FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOE. YEAH, THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOE, PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING. NOWADAYS IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF YOU ARE WALKING DOWN A HALLWAY, A STREET IN THE SUBURBS, HELL, PROBABLY EVEN ON THE MOON AT THIS POINT. THE STUFF PEOPLE THROW DOWN, AS IF GRAVITY IS YANKING STUFF FROM THEM, AND THEN THEY GET HIT WITH MEMORY LOSS OF THE LAST 30 SECONDS OF THEIR LIVES. "I FINISHED WHAT I WANTED TO OF THIS WAFFLE WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND SYRUP, TIME TO DROP IT NOW, I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO BUY IT, EAT IT, AND THROW IT OUT APPROPRIATELY." I SEE EMPTY GARBAGE CANS ALL OF THE TIME, LIKE THEY ARE NOW VIRGIN PIECES OF ART OR SOMETHING. IT'S STRANGE TO THINK THERE ARE SO MANY MINDS OUT THERE THAT CLICK OFF WHEN THEY FEEL THE NEED TO GET RID OF SOMETHING. ANYWHERE SEEMS TO BE FINE THESE DAYS, NO ONE EVEN SEEMS TO CARE. WELL MY FRIEND , I CARE, I AM GOING TO REMIND PEOPLE WHY IT MIGHT NOT BE A GREAT IDEA TO GET SOMETHING ON THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOE.

OPENING PARAGRAPH BOOK IDEA 34

                    TODAY STARTED OUT THE SAME AS IT ALWAYS DID AROUND HERE. I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK CONSISTANCY IS A GOOD THING, BUT IT IS A CRAMP IN MY ASS MOST DAYS. THOSE SAME PEOPLE WALK THROUGH AND AROUND MY LITTLE KIOSK. YOU HAVE THE "PRETENDING TO LOOK LIKE THEY'LL BUY SOMETHING " GROUP, YOU HAVE THE "WHAT IS THIS STUFF" GROUP, AND THE "WE SHOULD TOTALLY GET (INSERT ITEM) FOR TERRY" GROUP. I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK TERRY IS, BUT HE/SHE/THEY HAVE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES FOR FRIENDS. RAIN OR SHINE, IT'S THE CONSISTANCY THAT ALWAYS GETS ME FEELING LIKE I SHOULD HAVE CHANGED CAREERS SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY. I SHOULD HAVE NEVER GOT IN MY HEAD WHAT A GREAT OPPORTUNITY THIS WOULD BE, ETC. I AM TIRED OF IT. BUT EVEN THOUGH IT MAKES ME A TAD SAD, MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE WEEPY, TODAY I MOVE ON. NO MORE WAKING UP AND THINKING TO MYSELF, TODAY WILL BE THE DAY IT ALL TURNS AROUND FOR ME.

Sunday, September 19, 2021

Walking on the balls of my feet BOOK IDEA 27

     I was walking into the building I work in, it was a Tuesday. Tuesdays are always a little weird for me anyway, but today was going to be a doozy. 

    I always find myself walking up the stairs to the fifth floor. Sometimes I tell myself it is for the exercise, sometimes I tell myself it’s because I just can’t stand the smell of the people I work with in that small cramped box of an elevator. At any rate I was making my way to the second floor landing and headed to the third , when a woman I only had spoken with once or twice asked me a question and disturbed the quiet I had going on inside my head.

    “Why do you always walk on the balls of your feet?”

    (Why do you seem to want to bother me with your incessant babble and attempts to get inside my head?) (would you prefer I walk on my knees, ruin my trousers, look a fool to everyone around me that I am forced to interact with?) 

    But instead I led with … “what?”  She asked again rather hesitantly I felt, maybe a bit sheepishly, “why do you always walk on the balls of your feet?”

    I, um I was walking on the balls of my feet?  “Yes definitely, you don’t have to answer, not sure why I asked now, sorry to bother you…” she spoke to the ground.

    No, I’m sorry, you just caught me unaware that I still did that. 

    It began in my early school days. “Oh” she said and seemed satisfied at the answer, but on I went.

    My parents were loving, in their own way, but were not sure of how to parent at all times, or situations. It seemed easy to provoke my parents into punishing me, I never even really had to try. It might have been a look given, or a slight imagined. They were young and maybe that was all it was. They didn’t seem to grasp that I was a child, they would yell at me to act my age, but they meant act as we do, we are adults and you don’t see us acting like you are doing. Shape up boy. Why do you act this way, why are you doing etc…

    My childhood was a very long set of days piling up into an eternity of missteps and wishing I knew how to avoid my mom and dad.

    My parents had a sort of  “go to “  one size fits all punishment to make me into the better man I could be. 

    It was simple, if painful. They would verbally berate me for whatever shortcoming they saw, and then force me to poke thumbtacks into the heels of my feet. The amount of tacks and length of time to walk around with them fluctuated both with their shared mind for my betterment and the assumed atrocity I had authored. 

    So it would be that I might push a couple into my heels on a Sunday night before bed, and then slip my shoes on over them Monday morning, ready for school. Sometimes i would only need to have them placed under my heel for an hour or so if i only had spilled salad over my bowl onto the dinner table, or forgot to tell them how much i appreciated their care and loving of one such as myself.

    Teachers, students, random folk i met on a daily basis thought me odd, maybe being “somewhere on the spectrum” or just eccentric. They never thought that maybe my parents were having me shove seemingly random numbers of thumbtacks into my feet and then forcing me to walk through my day. 

     They always told me this punishment was to make me a better me, a stronger me, the me that they had thought they were getting when i was born. They also told me to never let others know about this punishment. I was assured others were given similar punishments for their wrongdoing, and they always went unflinchingly along with it, so i should too. Keep your face serene, your tears in check, if i could do the things they wanted , i could remove my reminders of being the better me.

 So i would walk painfully through my time with my parents, heading towards the bus if it was a school day. Knowing i would only know relief if i could put one foot in front of the other. I soon learned that once i was out of their sight, i could rise up and walk on the balls of my feet. It took some of the pressure off, and i would still be a good boy, taking my punishment for my supposed trespass. It was a long time before anyone thought to ask why i walked the way i did so often of the time. Once the person asked why i walked the way i did, i felt fear and a release. It was a neighbor who i had been told to steer clear of by my parents, because of her “weird habits”. Turns out they were just worried they would be caught abusing me for their own sense of fun and merriment. My parents were right to be worried about her, i explained why i walked the way i did, she was a little mortified and called the authorities. The next time i saw my parents it was in court. There were a ton of scary official people all listening to my parents, and then me. 

    By the end of the court session i was pretty sure i would never have to see my parents again. I was right enough. They talked and shouted and backed themselves into a corner. I showed my heels as exhibit A and B.

    I was roomed in a hospital for a while , until the courts found someone who would properly care for me, and be patient with my mannerisms learned from my time with my parents. 

    I had to learn to trust others and walk with heels to the ground and realize i was a normal loving human being. Sometimes, like a childhood stutter, the raised walk comes back to me, most of the time without my even realizing it until later. 

Thanks for pointing it out, now if you’ll excuse me i am going to be late for work. Enjoy your day.


Sunday, August 29, 2021

Rewrite: THE THOUGHT

 SO I HAD AN IDEA. A LITTLE SURPRISING TO SOME I AM SURE…

SO THE IDEA WAS TO TAKE AN ALBUM I HAVE NEVER LISTENED TO ,

TAKE THE NAME OF THE ALBUM, AND THE SONG TITLES AND DO A DIFFERENT VERSION OF THEM.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE SONGS SOUND LIKE OR THE RYTHM THEY CARRY

I KNOW IT HAS TO BE BETTER THAN WHAT I CAME UP WITH. 

I WROTE THE FOLLOWING ELEVEN “SONGS” IN ONE DAY… DURING WORK.

THEY ARE STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS, THEY ARE SOMETIMES RHYMING, SOMETIMES A STORY OF HOW THINGS COULD GO. THEY BEAR NO RESEMBLANCE I AM SURE TO ANY OF THE WRITERS OR THE SINGER I BORROWED THEM FROM. THERE IS NO MALICE, JUST A FUN EXPERIMENT. 

SO IF YOU CAN TAKE IT THAT THESE ARE NOT GOING TO BE GROUNDBREAKING, ( or possibly any good at all) READ ON. I HAD A GOOD TIME PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE, WRITING SONGS/SPOKEN WORDS/ A POEM SET TO MUSIC FOR AN INVISIBLE CROWD.

ENJOY.

Rewrite: WHAT MAKES MILWAUKEE FAMOUS (HAS MADE A LOSER OUT OF ME) (from the album ANOTHER PLACE ANOTHER TIME)

 Beer 

It’s all about beer

Whether the brewery is far or somewhere near


Beer

The froth the foam

Whether I stay or whether I roam


The taste can be wonderful, or taste like piss

Here in Milwaukee we got both kinds

Mix it with orange peels and melon rinds

Once I start there is only one stopping point

Me hitting on your lady and you hitting me to the floor

 God knows I should stop, just quit

God knows I’ve done it a million times

But see,

It’s the devil holding a cold one for me

 The only love I have left is from a bottle

Or a can

On a good night I can barely stand

The taste as it flows from my throat 

To my brain

There’s nothing like it

I live for it, probably die from it

God knows I should stop, just quit

God knows I’ve done it a million times

But see,

It’s the devil holding a cold one for me

Yeah, I should blame myself, or maybe my folks

I could go to a meeting, I’ve stood outside plenty a church basement

But what I have when my money is spent

 Is beer, cold refreshing, beer

Disconnecting me from the world

Beer is my best girl

God knows I should stop, just quit

God knows I’ve done it a million times

But see,

It’s the devil holding a cold one for me

A cold one for me

 A cold one for me

Rewrite: PLAY ME A SONG I CAN CRY TO (from the album ANOTHER PLACE ANOTHER TIME)

 Play me a song I can cry to

You know like the one where the dog dies saving his master

Or the guy loses his grip on his beer and it spills away onto the asphalt


Play me a song I can cry to

You know like the one with the rotten mom or the dirtbag dad

The one that goes something like

My best friend rode off with my best truck, and now I got no wheels to care for

Or the ones that talk about the races

Car races horse races dog races, don’t matter pick one


Play me a song about the one that got away

Croon me a little let me hear the hurt

Play the fiddle, hell play a flute

Just 

Play me a song I can cry to

rewrite: ON THE BACK ROW (from the album ANOTHER PLACE ANOTHER TIME)

spitballs fly through the air

trumpets blare with reknowned flair

teacher blames it on the back row

gonna give it a go, go with the flow

on the back row

games get got, sold and bought

roses are given, roses are sought

 except for the ones on the back row

boats adrift, set to sea, those sharks don't bother me

smoking and drinking, world getting fuzzy

look through the haze like ruth buzzie

on the back row

webster and merriam, wordsmiths all

take a fifth of whatever, heed the call

the call of the wild the call of peter and paul

from on the back row

 on the back row, the gift of sanity

on the back row from where i'm standed

on the back row ran to thee

or be stranded

from on the back row

that's where the heat go

bursting from the back 

on the back row


rewrite: WALKING THE FLOOR OVER YOU (from the album ANOTHER PLACE ANOTHER TIME)

you never called me back
 you've got me walking the floor over you
i thought you'd call, i thought you'd show
 i made a map, i wrote the script
you left me alone and goblin free
you got me walking the floor over you

these games take some time
you have to make the commitment
i thought you'd show, you didn't 
but you had me walking the floor over you
werebears and crossbows, timing is everything
wizards take the front stage at times
other times hide behind the barbarian
one time you couldn't make it
'cause you said your wife was having a cesarean  
such bullshit, be a man
those days of having a family are done

i don't know why i bother
you said you would be on time
or call if you were going to be late 
you got me walking the floor over you
if you showed up now , maybe i would gut you
 bury you under my carpet
 then i would be walking the floor over you. 
all of the little pieces that make you you
 would be be stuffed under my feet
i'd be walking the floor over you
 goblin free tree to tree goblin free
walking the floor over you

rewrite: ALL NIGHT LONG (from the album ANOTHER PLACE ANOTHER TIME)

so hot, so sweaty
 lost in the heat
found a place to run to hide
a place i can stay 
all night long
all night long

in the woods there's a cabin
i slip inside, lock the door
i lay down drenched onto the floor


all the crickets, all the birds
have gone silent
not a sound to be heard
are they quiet because of you and me

all night long
that was the plan all night long
i was gonna be your man
all night long

you started to undress me with your eyes
it was over before it began
all night long was over
except for all the lies

all night long all night
gonna last all night, all night long
but i came, came up short

rewrite: I'M A LONESOME FUGITIVE (FROM THE ALBUM another place another time)

i'm a lonesome fugitive
we left in a group of five
now i'll be lucky 
lucky to get out alive

put away and left forgotten
cage door locked
something smells rotten

three doors down a fight breaks out
one gets stabbed 
 wonder what it's about
i'm a lonesome fugitive 
a lonely runner
now i'll be lucky
lucky to evade a gunner

everyone's been caught
a coupla them done been shot
lordamighty now
i'm a lonesome fugitive
a bandit all alone

maybe if i'm quiet
maybe if i law low
maybe if i can hide away
live to roam another day
i can find you

but for now
i'm a lonely fugitive
a bandit all alone

rewrite: ANOTHER PLACE ANOTHER TIME (from the album ANOTHER PLACE ANOTHER TIME)

another place, let's say toledo
another time , let's say 12:23

another place another time

some say the world is alone in the cosmos
some say the clocks all stopped

another place.  let's say your house
another time, let's say dinner

another place another time

some say you're the wrong right
some say all the doors are closed

another place , let's say the bar
another time , let's say happy hour

some say that things sped up
some say things go fast

another place another time
another place another time 
another place another time
you coulda been mine
(yeah) you coulda mine


rewrite: BREAK MY MIND (from the album ANOTHER PLACE ANOTHER TIME)

watermelon melancholy words across 
tatertots potatoe pots words down
the clues get harder on through the week

damn the man who creates these puzzles to vex me
i wish i was the next me
clue me this and clue me that

what's a ten letter word for where the wild words are
(dictionary)
what's a six letter word for miners mascot
(canary)
what's a eleven letter word for a twisty tool
(screwdriver)
what's a seven letter word for the guy who concocted this puzzle
(asshole)

damn the man who creates these puzzles to vex me
i wish i was the next me
clue me this and clue me that

break my mind break my mind
search and find break my mind
words to grind break my mind

what's a four letter word for after eight
(nine)
what's a six letter word for last meal
(dinner) 
what's a five letter word for less than tidy
(messy)
what's a twelve letter word for the crossword guy
(---)

damn the man who creates these puzzles to vex me
i wish i was the next me
clue me this and clue me that

break my mind break my mind
search and find break my mind
words to grind break my mind