Monday, May 23, 2022

OPENING PARAGRAPH BOOK IDEA 5

 


                IT'S RAINING. NOT HERE WHERE I STAND, BUT AROUND THE WORLD.SOME AREAS ARE HAVING DELUGES, SOMEPLACES, IT'S MERELY A SPRINKLE. HMMM, SPRINKLES, LIKE ON DOUGHNUTS. GOD I LOVE ME A GOOD DOUGHNUT. I LIKE A CHOCOLATE COVERED BAVARIAN CREAM DOUGHNUT WITH RAINBOW SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES. WHO WANTS JIMMIE OR ANYTHING FROM JIMMIE ON THEIR DOUGHNUT, CERTAINLY NOT ME. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST JIMMIE, BUT JIMMIE AND EVERYBODY ELSE CAN STAY THE FUCK OFF MY DOUGHNUT. I REALLY SHOULDN'T EVEN BE EATING A DOUGHNUT, IT'S RAINING. NOT HERE WHERE I STAND, BUT AROUND THE WORLD

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