OPENING PARAGRAPH BOOK IDEA 61

 

                        FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOE. YEAH, THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOE, PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING. NOWADAYS IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF YOU ARE WALKING DOWN A HALLWAY, A STREET IN THE SUBURBS, HELL, PROBABLY EVEN ON THE MOON AT THIS POINT. THE STUFF PEOPLE THROW DOWN, AS IF GRAVITY IS YANKING STUFF FROM THEM, AND THEN THEY GET HIT WITH MEMORY LOSS OF THE LAST 30 SECONDS OF THEIR LIVES. "I FINISHED WHAT I WANTED TO OF THIS WAFFLE WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND SYRUP, TIME TO DROP IT NOW, I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO BUY IT, EAT IT, AND THROW IT OUT APPROPRIATELY." I SEE EMPTY GARBAGE CANS ALL OF THE TIME, LIKE THEY ARE NOW VIRGIN PIECES OF ART OR SOMETHING. IT'S STRANGE TO THINK THERE ARE SO MANY MINDS OUT THERE THAT CLICK OFF WHEN THEY FEEL THE NEED TO GET RID OF SOMETHING. ANYWHERE SEEMS TO BE FINE THESE DAYS, NO ONE EVEN SEEMS TO CARE. WELL MY FRIEND , I CARE, I AM GOING TO REMIND PEOPLE WHY IT MIGHT NOT BE A GREAT IDEA TO GET SOMETHING ON THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOE.