monk a 'BLESS US O'LORD YOUR HUMBLE SERVANTS, THIS DAY WE SHALL TRY AS WE ALWAYS DO, BUT CAN'T SEEM TO ACTUALLY ATTAIN, THE MAKING OF BREAD.'
monk b BREAD ISN'T THAT HARD, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING IT FOREVER.
monk a YEAH, MOST LIKELY EVEN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY REALLY CAME FORWARD
monk b WHA? (like he was in the closet or something)
monk a YEAH, YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN THERE WERE MORE OF 'EM, YOU KNOW, ONE TO BRING THE SUN AROUND THE SKY, ONE WHO PLACES DROPS OF DEW ON EACH BLADE OF GRASS IN THE EARLY MORNING, ETC, ETC
monk b UHHHH...
monk a WHAT ? YOU DON'T THINK THEY MADE BREAD BEFORE HIM? COME ON...
monk b WELL, I JUST DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD BE TALKING LIKE THIS, REALLY
monk a YOU KNOW, THERE WAS PROBABLY A PRETTY RIGHTEOUS GOD WHO MADE SURE THE BREAD CAME TOGETHER CORRECTLY. WELL THAT MOTHER HUMPER HAS CERTAINLY FORSAKEN US THIS DAY!
monk b (in his head) I SHOULD HAVE JOINED ONE OF THE PLACES YOU HAD TO TAKE A VOW OF SILENCE ....
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