I like my coffee the way I like my women
the cannibal said- Human
Knock knock, who's there
said the bare bear
water outsells soda, by like a billion dollars.
(it's okay the soda companies are the ones distributing the water, so they do alright)
Who the hell is buying water?
Didn't any of you used to drink that same stuff
out of a faucet- or worse' a garden hose, when you were little?
Oh- yours came from a secret spring in the alps...
and was then triple filtered, then the minerals were replaced after the displacement reversal diffusion process took place.....
Eat your tofu, eat your pink slime, but make god damn sure your water comes in a plastic bottle that has been recycled and will start to poison your system if you continue to drink from it after the original water has been consumed.
Buy a special bottle (probably made in a factory no where near the Alps)
to hold your special water, go on, it makes sense, Do it.
Now don't you feel better? Of course you do.
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