I do not own any guns or knives or other weapons.
there really is only one reason that I don't though.
People who come to my block and blast their car horns
seventy to eighty times ( sometimes to a beat) a second.
(I do not know why I think a person could get out of their car and knock or ring a bell)
I would be serving several life sentences due to these
wonderful people.
Even though the Judge would be understanding
to the situation, most juries would not find me guilty either,
the sheer body count would be too much to overlook.
I suppose I could be deputized as a Special Field Agent
( in charge of erradicating dumbassery)
Just a thought...
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