you've got me walking the floor over you
i thought you'd call, i thought you'd show
i made a map, i wrote the script
you left me alone and goblin free
you got me walking the floor over you
these games take some time
you have to make the commitment
i thought you'd show, you didn't
but you had me walking the floor over you
werebears and crossbows, timing is everything
wizards take the front stage at times
other times hide behind the barbarian
one time you couldn't make it
'cause you said your wife was having a cesarean
such bullshit, be a man
those days of having a family are done
i don't know why i bother
you said you would be on time
or call if you were going to be late
you got me walking the floor over you
if you showed up now , maybe i would gut you
bury you under my carpet
then i would be walking the floor over you.
all of the little pieces that make you you
would be be stuffed under my feet
i'd be walking the floor over you
goblin free tree to tree goblin free
walking the floor over you
